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Chris Ford
16 Years Ago: Pearl Jam Work Through Their Issues With ‘Binaural’
The turn of the millennium found grunge icons Pearl Jam in a very introspective state.
Lost & Found: That’s Not Actually Very Punk Rock
The first time a kid is allowed to dress himself can be a decisive moment in his life.
The Geniuses Behind RiffTrax Talk Bad Movies and the Possibility of an MST3K Reboot
Not many people can say, "It's really, like, one of the worst things we've ever done" in reference to something they're proud of.
Offspring’s Dexter Holland Can’t Afford All of His Airplanes
Offspring singer Dexter Holland might lose his two airplanes because he couldn't afford a third one.
Morgan Freeman Huffs Helium for Our Amusement
Legendary film star Morgan Freeman has taken on too many iconic roles to count.
What If Wes Anderson Had Directed ‘Forrest Gump’?
Wes Anderson's movies are known as much for their charming visual settings as they are for their deceptively deep storytelling.
Gamers Play Tetris on Skyscraper, Nostalgia Looms Large
Tetris fans, as well as really bored and easily amused people, got a chance to play Tetris on a giant building in Philadelphia this past weekend.
Thanks to Nirvana Fans, a Nirvana Musical Could Happen
Courtney Love, a constant source of entertaining news, told NME that she's reconsidering the possibility of producing a musical about her late husband, Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain.
Watch Kids React to Seeing Nirvana for the First Time
It does our hearts good to see that Nirvana still translates to kids and still seems able to shock a few of them.
Watch a Robot Band Play Music, Take First Step Toward World Domination
These robots can sure play their instruments fast.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Big-Ass Tank Crush Everything in Their Way
'Twins' star, and former leader of the eighth largest economy in the world, Arnold Schwarzenegger just released a video in which he believably emotes for the first time in his illustrious career.