Danny Gallagher
10 Signs You Are Too Excited About St. Patrick’s Day
There are few holidays that create more excitement and festiveness than St. Patrick’s Day. All over the country, people crowd the local pub in green clothes where they guzzle a ton of green beer, only to puke it back out in a green mess and wake up the next day in a green haze.
Of course, just like the crazy uncle in your family who thinks he’s Santa Claus in July, some people can take a good th
10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Leprechauns
Few icons from folklore and mythology have been branded and co-opted more than the leprechaun. Stories of their rare appearances and coveted pot of gold have permeated almost every aspect of popular culture. They have become so synonymous with Irish culture that the streets are filled with tall green hats and green coats every St. Patrick’s Day. Their history, however, is far different from the tr
The Pizza Sweater is The Cheesiest Fashion Statement We’ve Ever Seen
We don’t pretend to know anything about what constitutes “high fashion” or “what’s hot and what’s not”. We do know that something like this should never be seen on a human torso.
10 Signs You Are Working Too Much
The working class is being stretched thinner than a pair of Capri pants on the guy who plays Mike on ‘Mike & Molly.’ If hiring doesn’t start soon, employees are going to suffer a full-on breakdown that could grind the workforce to a halt.
Whiskey Soothes Sore Throats and Freshens Breath While Getting You Drunk
You don’t usually need a good excuse to have a nice glass of heavenly whiskey, but now you have one.
Whiskey can do so many things: calm your nerves after a long day, make a three look like an eight-and-a-half, turn a misdemeanor into a felony. Now,
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Tommy Hilfiger’s Ferrari Enzo is the Envy of His Neighbors
Tommy Hilfiger gives people a lot of reasons to be jealous of him. He makes millions for designing clothing. He has an army of gorgeous models whom he can order to try on his underwear, whether he’s intending on selling it or not. Now, Hilfiger’s expensive sports car has made everyone in his neighborhood jealous.
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10 Ways Mitt Romney Can Make His Campaign More Exciting
Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney might be squeezing out a lead in the Republican primaries, but his dull demeanor and lukewarm personality have turned him into a giant Ambien on the electorate, even for some of the people in his own party.
Christina Hendricks Looks Just as Good With Clothes On
A new magazine spread features redheaded goddess Christina Hendricks sporting an awesome set of weapons. The crossbow is pretty cool too.
Kristen Bell’s Sloth Breakdown Gets the Inevitable ‘Auto-Tune the News’ Treatment
Kristen Bell’s crying fit over meeting a sloth on her birthday was hilarious. The ‘Auto-Tune the News’ guys found a way to make it hilarious-er.
Lightsaber Assaulter Gets Jail Time and a Much Needed Mental Evaluation
A man from Portland, Oregon who went on a tear in a toy store with a lightsaber has been sentenced. And it’s not to be slowly digested in the stomach pit of a Sarlacc for the next thousand years.
No, Sarah Palin’s Documentary Did Not Get an Oscar Nod
The Oscar nominations announced earlier today had some heads turning at the ‘Documentary Feature’ category as a couple of high profile blogs thought that ‘The Undefeated,’ the critically-panned Sarah Palin documentary, picked up a nod. Turns out, it was all a big coincidence.
Want to Know How Words with Friends Helped Save a Man’s Life? [VIDEO]
The popular iPhone game Words with Friends can do just about anything: make people smarter, bring people together, even make Alec Baldwin seem even kookier than he already is. Now, it’s literally saving lives.