Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
7-Person Tricycle Is the Height of Idiotic Innovation
Forget the bus. Skip the train. Don't worry about HOV lanes. This is a whole new form of mass transit.
Butthead of the Year Sets Off Firecracker In His Pants
The word "firecracker" and "crotch" have no business being in the same sentence.
Batter Fouling Ball Off His Crotch Dabs After Most Painful Moment of His Life
This is why you wear a cup.
Woman Fooled Into Thinking She Was Kidnapped By ISIS in Insanely Vicious Joke
This prank is cold. Ice cold. ISIS cold.
Hotel Guests Mortified When Their Key Works in Every Room
This is basically right out of a horror movie.
Man Scares Holy Heck Out of Sleeping Chicken
They say you should let sleeping dogs lie. We can't say the same for chickens, though.
If Cell Phone Commercials Told the Truth (We’d All Be Bummed)
Whether it's Verizon's "Can you hear me now?" or AT&T's Lily, cell phone commercials have been bombarding us for years now. The thing is, if you've seen one carrier you've seen them all.
Hillary Clinton’s Odd ‘Forrest Gump’ Parody Is Really Awful
Donald Trump may get the lion's share of the press for his antics, but let's not overlook Hillary Clinton.
This Is the Best Possible Use of a Fart
There's a fine (f)art to getting people to clear out of a public space.
Hitting Basketball Off a Tee Has Facially Devastating Consequences
Mixing sports is not a good idea.
Riveting Research Reveals If Having a Wingman Helps Pick Up Women
Thanks to the most important piece of sociology since, well, we don't know any other pieces of sociology, we now know if having a wingman will lead to success with the opposite sex.
Is This ‘Jeopardy!’ Champ Pompous or Perfect?
Not since Donald Trump has someone in the public eye been so loved and so despised all at once.