Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police Standoff
You probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.
Is This Bird Saying ‘Thank You’ or ‘F— You’?
That is one fowl-mouthed animal. Or maybe not?
Woman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing the Lottery
Talk about being a sore loser.
Total Non-Germaphobe Swigs Beer From a Roof Shingle
The phrase "drinks are on the house" has never been so literal.
Scissors Stuck in Man’s Stomach Since 1998 Finally Removed
You can forgive this man for complaining about sharp pains in his stomach.
Sweet, Sweet Vengeance — Heroic Trucker Flying-Kicks Biker Who Stole His Phone
We have our first candidate for Biggest Badass of 2017.
Let Your DNA Find You the Perfect Beer — For a Measly $32,000
Microbrews, meet micro-yous.
Sex Shop Employees Fight Off Robber By Throwing Toys
They're made for pleasure, but they do so much more.
Women in This City Had the Most Sex in America in 2016
Hey, men -- you may want to think about relocating to the Midwest.
Porn Stars Explain What They’d Do If They Were President
They may have sex for a living, but you can bet these fornicators wouldn't screw their constituents.
Meet the Beer Snob Who Won’t Stop Bothering You
You want to drink beer. You do not want to drink in the knowledge of beer this guy has.
Missing ID Gets Perfect Use From Grateful Underage Person Who Found It
This woman made some great use out of a fake ID that was all too real.