K. Thor Jensen
Prep For The Zombie Apocalypse With Shooting Targets That Bleed
If you’re worried that your murdering skills won’t be up to snuff for the zombie apocalypse, invest in some Bleeding Zombie Targets.
How To Weaponize Your Office Supplies
Have you ever been in an office situation where you absolutely had to perform violent physical mayhem on someone but didn’t have a weapon handy to do it with? Holy coincidence us too! Well, we’ve got you covered.
Power Rangers Dresses Are Making Us Morph in Our Pants
If an ironic retro T-shirt isn’t doing it for you anymore, why not dress your girl up in one of these totally rad ‘Mighty Morphin Power Rangers’ mini-dresses.
Who Couldn’t Use a Coffee Faucet?
Imagine walking into your kitchen, going to your sink and turning a knob but instead of boring old water, a jet of freshly-brewed coffee comes out. Imagine no more – it’s real.
Pheromone Parties Help You Choose a Mate Depending on Their Stink
If you’ve ever blown a chance with a woman due to uninhibited underarm odor, you know full well how important the sense of smell is to romance. Scientific theories postulate that we are attracted at a base genetic level to people who exude certain smells, so why not use the nose to s…
Kid’s Cardboard Arcade Captivates the Internet
Let’s be frank: the Internet can be a grim, depressing place, full of people having sex with gross things and horrible comments. But every once in a while, it does something good. Case in point: Caine’s Arcade.
This Toddler Has a Nicer Ride Than You
Let’s face it: pushing a stroller isn’t very manly. Sure, you can put on your sad single dad face and maybe get some play from the wife, but that’s about the best you can expect.
One Pic Can Put a Stop To Junk Mail
Junk mail? Who even gets mail anymore? If your physical mailbox is still overloaded with pre-Internet spam, there’s now a digital way to put an end to it.
Your Grandpa is Gonna Love the New ‘E-Paper’
Newspapers were supposed to die couple years ago. It’s been a long slow death because some people just like to buy an actual newspaper in the morning. Shout out to you Pee-Paw! Now, maybe the newspaper fans can have their ink and read it too. See what we did there?
‘Webcam Tears’ Shows the Funny Side of Crying
We know that we say “best Tumblr ever” a lot, but ‘Webcam Tears‘ is probably the best Tumblr ever. We did it again. We can’t help it. It’s an issue we’ll soon address.
SimCity to Be Just as Depressing as Real Life
The new SimCity game is the first installment in the series in almost a decade, so things are pretty different.
Man Creates Working Bird Wings — Wile E. Coyote Places First Order
Man has always dreamed of flight, and then we invented airplanes and helicopters and blimps and jetpacks and flying DeLoreans and stuff. But we kept dreaming of flight like the birds do it — with our own damned muscles.