Yellowstone Park can be an incredible place to visit, but it's not for everyone. As proof of this, I present to you the best of the worst one-star reviews of Yellowstone National Park on Yelp.

It's hard to understand what some of these people were expecting. A few are likely city folk who just don't know better. Others may be some of the people you see on HGTV who sharpen crayons for a living, yet have a house budget of $2 million. That being said, here are the best of the worst one-star reviews of Yellowstone National Park that I've found on Yelp.

Kat C from LaGrange Park, Illinois: "So the park itself is nothing grand there's mountains, trees, and lakes.  Nothing too spectacular."

Nothing more boring than mountains, trees and lakes. Right...

Adria D from San Diego, California: "Suck my blowhole yellowstone. I wish a dark plague on you all."

As hard as I tried, I could not locate my blowhole on WebMD. Sorry, Adria.

Conspicuous C from Lake Forest, California: "I couldn't wait to get back to New York from this uncivilized wilderness.  It's like a bigger version of Central Park, only with bears. There's no Starbucks for a hundred miles around."

Hey honey, let's go to Yellowstone for a Starbucks said no one ever. Oh, and I'd like to point out that this Californian can't wait to get back to New York City. You're going the wrong way.

Tiffany M from Beverly Hills, California: "Their gift shops are a rip off! i bought a sweater that was way too much and it shrank so much after the first wash that it doesn't fit anymore"

Hello 911? Yes, please hurry over to my Beverly Hills house because my sweater shrank after I washed it. thanks.