Five Realistic Product Slogans
Every company tries to fit so much into a slogan. They want to tell you what the product does, how it's better than the competition, and it has to be catchy...all in just a few short words. The problem with most slogans is they are made up by a bunch of people at an ad agency that are trying to sell the most units possible. This usually means some misdirection, which isn't quite fair to us consumers. I've taken 5 everyday products, and given them a realistic slogan. If you have one to add, put it in the comment section:
1. Google –
Proof your friends are idiots
2. Viagara –
She can’t complain if her mouth is full
3. Frito-Lay –
Face it…you’re high, and you’ll eat whatever’s in this bag.
4. NyQuil –
Because being sick doesn’t leave a bad enough taste in your mouth
5. Charmin –
Your hole is our goal