Kevin Lee Cokayne's last name is a true indicator of his occupation, he was arrested last week...for dealing drugs. Strange, though, Cokayne wasn't dealing his narcotic namesake, instead marijuana.

When an undercover detective asked to take a look around, Cokayne replied, “I don’t see why you want to waste your time for an eighth of weed. It’s a misdemeanor.” Well, not quite. Cops found enough drugs and paraphernalia to charge Cokayne with two felony counts of distributing marijuana.

Cokayne may want to consider a name change!