Oscar ‘Losers’ Will Be Recipents Of Extravagant Swag-Gift Bags

Everyone nominated for an Oscar tonight, is hoping to walk away with a statuette. If that dream doesn't come to fruition, they're not going home empty handed.For the 12th straight year Distinctive Assets is providing an "Everyone Wins at the Oscars Nominee Gift Bag," to non-winners in the Best Actor, Best Actress, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress, and Best Director categories. The gift bag has no affiliation with any official Oscar bag or the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

The bag includes herbal tea flavored lollipops, a $2,500 home spa system, $6,850 train trip through the Canadian Rockies, and a $2,700 O-shot procedure that advocates credit with rejuvenate a woman's vagina and improves her sex drive.

The Oscar's Red Carpet air tonight at 5pm with the 86th Oscar Awards broadcasting at 6:30pm on ABC.

Here's a few more items in the goodie bag:

Chocolatines Savory Wine Flight Pairing, $80

Max Martin Shoes, $750

Slow Watch, $290.

Blossom Blends Tea, $49.95

Hydroxycut Weight Loss Products, $38.96

Narrative Clip Camera, $279

Polar Loop Activity Tracker, $109.95

Jitseu Handbags, $279

Rouge Maple Products, $280