Santa Gets a Ticket for Driving His Sleigh Too Fast
We've heard the local police warnings about cracking down on traffic infractions this holiday season. Turns out, they're not messing around. Even Santa Clause himself got a ticket for driving his sleigh over the speed limit.
The past two weeks, I have been dressing up as Santa Clause and delivering gas cards to the good people who listen to our country station. On Friday, I was headed back from a workplace when I saw flashing lights in the rear view.
Turns out, Santa was going 42 in a 30. I was still wearing the beard and the hat. The police officer even said "Hi Santa, can I see your license and registration?" I tied to talk myself out of the ticket, to no avail. Not even Santa gets a break this year.
Looks like Rudolph is gonna have $107 deducted from his Christmas bonus.