Fear the DRONE WITH A CHAINSAW!
As artificial intelligence comes closer to being self-aware, it is just a matter of time before the robots that obediently serve us now become self-aware and realize humans are inefficient, unnecessary and easily replaceable...
There are all sorts of ways to open a bottle of beer if you don’t have a proper opener — Lighters, silverware, belt buckles, your teeth, your friend’s teeth etc. These days, the cool kids are actually using iPad chargers to gain access to their bottled brews.