A new survey found guys with beards and mustaches are more likely to do bad things than clean-shaven guys.
Survey Sez:
Men with goatees are most likely to get into fights and steal stuff . . . men with bushy beards are the most likely to get fired from jobs ...
I remember taking tests in school as a youngster. Every now and then, you would come across a "real world problem solving" question that practically applied what you were learning at the time to a real world scenario. I don't think this is one of those questions.