During a school assembly last Friday, the teaching staff showed off their best Michael Jackson impersonations as they performed a surprisingly accurate rendition of "Thriller".
Michael Jackson is the greatest performer in the history of music, in my (not-so) humble opinion. He's bigger than Elvis, he's better than The Beatles, he's thinner thinner than Taylor Swift.
So, here I am minding my own business, trying to clear off my desk for the end of the day when I hear a familiar cadence coming from the desk next to mine...
"'Cause this is thriller, thriller night"