Good news for parents worried you're failing because your kids are BULLIES or DELINQUENTS.  One day that lil sociopath is gonna pay off your mortgage.

Two new studies found that BAD kids grow up to be pretty successful adults.

One study found the kids with behavior issues and trouble with authority as kids usually had higher incomes as adults.

Another study found that bullies have higher SELF-ESTEEM and social status and they go on to have MORE SEX than the people they picked on.

Bullies were also more likely to go on a ton of dates, and had the lowest rates of depression.

Conclusion: Feed your kids red meat and smack ‘em around. Maybe you’ll be able to retire early.