Cameron Simcik

Pizza Hut has been on our semi grossed-out minds a lot recently, what with their new Kit Kat Pops and Cone Crust Pizza, among other heart attack-inducing creations. But to our surprise, the big cheeses over at the pizza chain have redeemed themselves in our books.

Robert Kelly is one of those badass guys who’s hysterically blunt while being completely sincere. Basically, he’s one of the coolest dudes around. Kelly is a New York-based actor and comedian who recently penned a book with his buddies Joe DeRosa and Bill Burr, ‘Cheat: A Man’s Guide to Infidelity”– a hilarious take on how to cheat wisely. He has racked up ...

Nate Bargatze is a New York-based comedian who was recently mentioned in Rolling Stone magazine as a “comic who should be big.” He’s already big in our books; the funny guy has had his own Comedy Central Presents and he’s performed on ‘Conan’ three times! Bargatze also won both the NYC and Boston Comedy Festivals in 2010.

It was recently revealed that Facebook now has one billion users – that’s 15% of the world’s population. That’s a pretty impressive achievement for Mr. Zuckerburg, if you ask us. There’s no denying the top-notch social network has become integrated into our daily lives, and now there’s a way to be physically rewarded by the site – ‘Like-A-Hug.’

It’s that time of year again when we apologize to our pancreas and then eat until we’re sick — Halloween candy season! Everywhere we turn, we’re bombarded with chocolate and gummies and sour things and those peanut butter taffies in the wax paper wrapping that no one ever eats. Somehow those things have survived the ages but our favorites have gone by the wayside. It’s bittersweet heaven on earth.

A recent study claims male genitalia is 10 percent smaller than the average package was fifty years ago.

We really don’t like to be the bearers of bad news. It makes us feel all sad and weird, like ‘Gangnam Style’ in an elevator. But this time, we feel that it’s necessary to relay said bad news, if only for your health: there is going to be a global shortage of bacon next year.

A guy’s choice of words can be an instant giveaway as to his testosterone levels.

So a fish with a penis on its head walks into a bar…