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11 Snacks More Dangerous Sounding Than Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
Several schools across the country have banned Flamin' Hot Cheetos because they are so unhealthy and dangerous to kids. What about these snacks? They seem *at least* as terrifying as something that promises to be hot as fire. It certainly can't be safe for kids to eat these. Also, we want some.
World’s Most Awkward Guy Uses Taylor Swift Lyrics as Pick-Up Lines
Awww, this guy is so nice. And awkward. And he did mankind a favor with this little bit of field research. Taylor Swift should not be used as pickup lines — the only thing that comes from it is massive confusion and mild physical discomfort.
10 Awesome Facts About the Internet You Didn’t Know
And because we can’t do cat videos all day every day,* here are ten amazing facts about the internet. From how many likes there are on Facebook daily to the actual weight of the internet, this video just might blow your mind. (Hence the title.) Learn something new today, so you can watch a cat stuck in a jar over and over guilt-free!
Hilarious Montage of ‘Ellen’ Scares Will Make Your Day
Ellen DeGeneres is always doing her part to brighten spirits. Fortunately this sometimes comes at the expense of a famous person’s dignity. Here is a montage of a bunch of times Ellen had somebody sneak up behind a guest and scare them. Oh,
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Last Night’s VP Debate in Gifs, Memes and More
The 2012 presidential race once again set the internet on fire. There were gifs, fake twitter accounts, an AMAZING hairswap and all the other stuff that comes from people who live their lives online briefly taking an interest in politics. It helps that Joe Biden is a very expressive man. Here are some of our favorite bits from around the web.
Christopher Walken and Sam Rockwell Reenact ‘Honey Boo Boo’
The cast of ‘Seven Psychopaths’ sat down to do a little promoting for their work, and ended up being forced to read a transcript of ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ on camera for Screen Junkies.
‘Counting Song’ for Kids Takes Decidedly Grown-up Turn
So, you might want to show this to kids to help them learn to count, but you probably shouldn’t. It starts off well enough, but by the end you realize the only thing you’re going to be counting once you reach 30 are your numerous failures and Weight Watchers points. So maybe just stick some earmuffs on the little tyke after 30 seconds and enjoy the rest yourself. Well … not “enjoy” so much as co
Marching Band Covers Classic Video Game Themes
Anybody who was in high school marching band can go ahead and hang their head in shame now. The Ohio State University marching band just made all those mornings you woke up early to practice ‘Taking It to the Streets’ totally obsolete.
See Your Favorite Male Celebs Morphed Into Surprisingly Attractive Women
Photo blog Worth 1,000 had a contest for participants to turn male celebrities into women. The results are amazing, although usually not particularly attractive.
Conspiracy Theorist Simultaneously Hates, Wants to Marry Leonardo DiCaprio
So this lady believes pretty strongly that children are dying because Leonardo DiCaprio won’t put her in a movie with him. (This is her kind of NSFW “demo” reel.) She also thinks they are meant to be married, possibly because their birthdays are only three days apart. It’s hard to say — she comes off as a little crazy, especially in the letter she sent out to Hollywood executives to bolster her ca
Crazy Squirrel Goes on Kitchen Rampage
We’re glad this guy’s instinct when he found a squirrel in his kitchen was to grab a camera and record it, rather than grab a broom and start screaming. The squirrel seems pretty panicked (what squirrel doesn’t?), but maybe it was just gathering up speed for what might be the greatest escape in the history of animals trapped in kitchens.
Giant Gorillas Fascinated by Tiny Caterpillar
The nice part about being a gorilla in a zoo is that you’re safe from poachers. OH! And the first time you see a caterpillar is going to be freaking awesome, because you don’t really get out very much.