Jameson LaMarca

This really just made our week, no joke.

You ever go to a sporting event and think "Gosh, this National Anthem is dated.  R. Kelly would totally do a better job than that Francis Scott Key guy."  According to this petition to the White House, one proud patriot has suggested that 'The Star Spangled Banner' be retired in favor of 'Ignition (Remix).' Nearly 10,000 people agree and have signed the petition. God bless the internet

There may be hope for the existence of a real-life Superman.  He's a little young right now, but he's already got the attire, the awesomely nonchalant attitude, and the ability to fall out of a window and land on his feet.