A Wyoming Pizza Chain Offering To Make Breakups Easy
They say breaking up is hard to do, but what if you were breaking up and giving them a pizza at the same time?
Seems like that would be like using the bandaid method. Do it quickly, get it over with, and eat pizza to help recover from the breakup news.
There are 29 Pizza Hut restaurants in Wyoming, and since no one likes to break up with someone, the pizza chain has started getting into the Anti-Valentine's Day spirit with their 'Goodbye Pies.' From now until February 14th, they will deliver a Hot Honey pizza to the person you want to break up with and also deliver the bad news that you want to end your relationship with a breakup message.
The breakup excuse generator is great and lets you search for the perfect breakup excuse; then, they'll deliver the bad news with a message and a pizza.
The excuses are pretty funny, too.
I don’t think you’re emotionally prepared to be a step-parent to my fiddle leaf fig.
Breakup Excuse #14
I can’t tell if you’re joking about not believing in the moon landing.
Breakup Excuse #16
I’m just not ready to share a bathroom with you.
Breakup Excuse #26
I really didn’t want to have to buy you a Valentine’s gift.
Deliver the spicy news in a sweeter way with ✨Hot Honey✨ Goodbye Pies. Send your free pre-Valentine breakup pizza at the link in bio
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You can go to goodbyepies.com, order the pizza, and pick the proper breakup excuse to get you out of that bad relationship.
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