toilet paper

Don't let the fear of no toilets keep you from enjoying the great outdoors.

Allow me to be the first to remind residents, of all things that you probably should be buying in mass quantities, toilet paper should be at the bottom of that list.

Probably the strangest thing about this entire COVID-19 pandemic has been the stockpiling of all the toilet paper.

In every society, the well to do, always had access to the top of the line products. They used things such as sponges, wool and rosewater. Roses smell like...Andre 3000 was on to something!

Passengers on a 3 hour flight from Spain to London discovered their plane had taken off without any toilet tissue. The TP was late in arriving, and rather than hold the flight and cause a delay, they decided to take off without it. Stewardess, could I please have some cocktail napkins...

The other day my wife of 26 years made the comment about how I placed a roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. I didn't think much about it at the time but the next time I was in the position to do the same I had to stop and think, was I supposed to put it on over or under...

The number one problem in Venezuela is figuring out how to go number two. The South American country has been vexed with the worst thing that can happen to any society – it’s dealing with a toilet paper shortage.

We see commercials everyday with fuzzy little animals, frolicking through the forest, rubbing their faces with "soft" but "strong" toilet paper. Then why is it, when we are forced to use a public restrooms, they only seem to purchase what I like to refer to as: booty sandpaper...

In our recent poll of Casper bathrooms, we found the the majority voting follow the masses when it comes to toilet paper direction, over or under?

There are many important questions in life, such as, which is better, Coke or Pepsi, or perhaps even, which came first, the chicken or the egg?  Although both debated heavily, no question has been more highly contested than that of the great toilet paper debate.