The Pun That Annoyed My Wife So Much She Gave Me the Silent Treatment

I love a good pun. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking there is no such thing as a good pun. Well, I disagree. The other night I decided to set my wife up for a pun so golden it had the Midas touch. Here's the pun that annoyed my wife.

Keep in mind while this was happening, we were both lying in bed trying to get to sleep. I often talk in my sleep, so she almost shrugged it off as me sleep-talking. I knew I was awake. That added to the annoyance.

Me: It's a good thing 'The Rock' left.

Wife: ...what?

Me: Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, I'm glad he's gone because my eyes were blurry.

Wife: ...What?!

Me: I thought I needed new glasses, but I'm all better after 'The Rock' left.

Wife: ...WHAT?!?!

Me: What I'm trying to say is (...wait for it...) "I can see clearly now Dwayne is gone."

Wife: OMG!!

From there she proceeded to roll away from me, not to speak to me for the rest of the night and most of the morning. Totally worth it.
I want to hear your puns in the comments below.