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![Gas Station Erupts in Flames After Uber SUV Plows Into Pump](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Fire.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Gas Station Erupts in Flames After Uber SUV Plows Into Pump
It looks like something out of a movie.
![Furious Biker Refuses to Surrender His Towed Motorcycle](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Motorcycle1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Furious Biker Refuses to Surrender His Towed Motorcycle
Talk about separation anxiety.
![Irony Alert — Mailman Busted Having Sex With Dog](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Brian.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Irony Alert — Mailman Busted Having Sex With Dog
Mailmen and dogs get along a whole lot better than we thought.
![Wife Poisons Husband’s Cereal to Avoid Sex With Him](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Cereal.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Wife Poisons Husband’s Cereal to Avoid Sex With Him
Call her a cereal (would-be) killer.
![Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Motorcycle.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen
"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.
![Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time Zero](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/ClintonToddSproles.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time Zero
This guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.
![The Best Lingerie Pics Ever (This Week)](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/Lena-Martinson-purple-panties.jpg?w=980&q=75)
The Best Lingerie Pics Ever (This Week)
In case you're wondering: yes, teeny-tiny purple panties DO count as lingerie.
![Grandma Burns Grandson With Hilariously Offensive Birthday Card](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/Grandma.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Grandma Burns Grandson With Hilariously Offensive Birthday Card
Subconsciously, this grandmother has a pretty filthy mind.
![Cocky MMA Fighter Learns a Brutal Lesson About Taunting Your Opponent](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/MMA-knockout-of-showboater.png?w=980&q=75)
Cocky MMA Fighter Learns a Brutal Lesson About Taunting Your Opponent
It's a lesson he won't forget -- that is, if he can remember it ever happening.
![Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco Bell, The Jokes Are Free for All](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/Taco.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco Bell, The Jokes Are Free for All
Tortilla, meet whore-tilla.
![Kate Upton Lands Her Third Swimsuit Issue Cover](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/Kate-Upton-2017-Swimsuit-Issue-cover-girl.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Kate Upton Lands Her Third Swimsuit Issue Cover
...and there are three separate versions, too.
![Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/Pregnant.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power
Let's hope this guy's kid inherits his sense of humor.