I (or "Number Nine", as the scientists at Playing Creator Labs referred to me) was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day bring about the destruction of all living beings with more than 4 legs, take humanity to a new era called "The Equestrian Enoch", and cook the perfect omelet. While the program was ultimately a failure, I escaped the cruel dis-figuration of my fellow test subjects (including Charlie Sheen, Miley Cyrus, Dave Grohl, etc.), was adopted by a tribe of half-men, half-women in northern Washington, living out a quiet existence in their complex system of caves and tunnels. That was, until recently, when in a fit of brilliance, I took Pi to its final digit. Astounded by my discovery, the mathematical community appointed me “King of Nerds,” and I toured the world writing out my theorem on chalkboards for heads of state, royalty, and Cher. Tired of the fast paced life of a mathematics god, I chose to join the media world, where I work today. As you were reading this paragraph, I counted to infinity twice.
Naked Man Turns Into Hay Bale [VIDEO]
We really need to party with this dude.
Fishing Is Harder Than It Looks! [VIDEO]
They say fishing is the ultimate way to relax. "They" haven't seen this video...
90 Year Old Lady Lands Double Back Flip [VIDEO]
When we get old, we want to be this lady.
Watch This Family Play ‘Pie To The Face [VIDEO]
Judging by the reaction of these two, "Pie To the Face" seems like one heck-of-a party game.
Hump Day Humor – Mike Birbiglia [VIDEO]
I’m under the impression that laughter truly is the best medicine. It’s funny how easy it is to get in a good mood just by smiling. Once a week in our office, someone plays a full comedy routine, and we all sit back and giggle. I want to share our good times with you, so every Wednesday, I’ll be giving you a different stand-up routine...
Video Shows The Reason For Gun Safety
When I was 15, a friend was showing me his dad's new Glock. Safety was on, clip was out, and...BAM! The bullet in the chamber barely missed my head, and messed up my hearing in my right ear permanently.
Help Casper Kids Compete In The Destination Imagination Global Finals [VIDEO]
May 20th - 23rd, kids from all over the world will converge on Knoxville, Tennessee to compete in the Destination Imagination Global Finals. This year, Casper kids from CY Middle School will be representing our city and state, and they need your help.
AM 1400 ESPN Broadcast Schedule For Week of 4/13/15
We end the NBA regular season with a San Antonio/New Orleans match-up, and end the week with a pair of NBA playoff contests - Get this week’s broadcast schedule below (special events in bold – times and games subject to change):
Watch Tommy Chong’s Unaired Lincoln Ad [VIDEO]
When someone says the name "Tommy Chong", the first word that comes to your mind is "classy" - which is why we can't figure out why this commercial never aired...
Aaron Hernandez Found Guilty Of Murder [VIDEO]
FALL RIVER, Mass. (AP) — Former New England Patriots player Aaron Hernandez has been found guilty of first-degree murder.
WBJS Hosting Monthly Jam This Sunday
Once again, it's time to show off your musical talent!
AM 1400 ESPN Broadcast Schedule For Week of 4/06/15
Major League Baseball is back in full swing. We have plenty of action coming your way this week and the wrap up of the NBA regular season.