Top 7 Thanksgiving Horror Movies
Every holiday has its horrible "B" rated horror movies.
Hollywood seems to love to take the most precious moments of our lives and turn them into a gore fest.
WHAT FUN!
That includes Thanksgiving.
Yes, there are Thanksgiving horror movies.
Really bad ones, too—which makes it even better.
The first movie trailer, above, is about a Jason-type killer who loves making Thanksgiving dinner out of his victims, which in this case is the population of a small town.
To make it even more sick and disturbing, every weapon the killer uses is straight off the Thanksgiving table.
If you're wondering, 'How bad can it be?' DON'T ASK THAT QUESTION.
This next "B" movie is so bad they made three of them. OR DID THEY?
Welcome to ThanksKilling - PART 3.
But is it a real movie?
Even the trailer is so bad is looks impossible that it's real.
They made it with PUPPETS.
Then they call it "THE FIRST MOVIE TO SKIP IT'S OWN SEQUAL."
Well, it turns out this is a bad independent movie, and yeah, you can really watch it.
What would happen if you made a wish on the wishbone and it came true?
The next movie on our list is called PILGRIM!
It's sort of a paranormal Thanksgiving movie.
Evil pilgrims from the past show up and terrorize a modern-day Thanksgiving celebration.
This movie was made only for HULU subscribers.
Probably the worst on our movie list is THE LAST THANKSGIVING
Honestly, this movie really sucks.
Bad writing, bad acting, who's the idiot who directed this thing?
Don't bother.
Just watch the trailer if you're curious and leave it at that.
You'll see what I mean.
This next trailer must be a SPOOF.
I have no way of explaining the trailer for Amityville Thanksgiving other than saying, it looks so bad there is no way that this can be a real movie.
Maybe it was just some people on YouTube having fun doing a horror movie trailer spoof.
It's truly embarrassing unless they were trying to be funny.
Here is a real slasher movie that is not so much about Thanksgiving as it just takes place during Thanksgiving.
"When a college girl who is alone on campus over the Thanksgiving break is targeted by a group of outcasts, she must conquer her deepest fears to outwit them and fight back."
She should have gone home for Thanksgiving. She made the mistake of staying where she was.
At some point, she has had enough of the person trying to kill her and she starts fighting back. That's when this movie gets interesting.
Let's end on a fun one.
BLACK FRIDAY!
This one is meant to be a spoof on really bad holiday horror movies.
You'll love it.
Just watch the trailer above and you'll see.
Shoppers on Black Friday tend to act like a zombie hord.
It's unclear what they are actually classefied as.
At some point, the frightened store employees get organized and fight back using anything they can find in the store as a weapon.
Starring Bruce Campbell from the regional Evil Dead movies.
This one is nonstop fun.
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