There are certain things you can say to someone in Wyoming that will immediately make them smile. I know that your objective is to make us cowboy folks happy, so I'm here to help. Here are some things you can say to us that will automatically get on our good side.
Here's a scientific fact for you. You can run much faster when you're being chased by a bear. If you don't believe me, watch how fast this guy traveled when he found a bear outside of his home with his dogs.