22 Inflation Jokes We All Need to Hear Right Now
New inflation numbers just came out. It's getting worst. A lot worse.
HOW BAD IS IT? I'm glad you asked.
I'll give you my 2 cents worth. WAIT! Better make that $2.00 worth...
Inflation is so bad that free air at the gas station is now $2.00.
The performer 50 Cent had to change his name to 50 Dollar.
The band Nickleback is now C-Note. (That's $100 if you are too young to know.)
Potato chip bags are now more air than food. They have been inflated.
I'd like to take this moment to apologize for that last joke. It was really lame.
Grocery stores now have a booth, to help you during tax time, and another booth to help you take out a loan to buy what is in your cart.
Walmart greeters no longer say hello. They apologize.
Inflation is rising so fast all of the prices on The Price Is Right were wrong halfway through the show.
The local dollar store just put a 5 up in front of the word DOLLAR.
Prices are rising so fast that it's no longer embarrassing to ask for a price check at the dollar store.
To keep prices down at the dollar store two-ply toilet paper is now 1/4 ply.
Just when I started making enough to pay for things the prices made me poor again.
I made a salad out of dollar bills. It was cheaper.
Families used to feed the dog leftovers. Now they are fighting Fido for his ALPO!
Restaurants are substituting cheaper cuts of meat. The other night I ordered a steak and I got the part of the bull the Matador never sees.
I just ate a popsicle and sold the stick for $30 as "LUMBER."
Beggars on the street corners are asking for nothing smaller than a $20 bill.
The tooth fairy left an IOU.
I tried selling my soul but the Devil was tapped out.
Is it just me or do these jokes make us laugh and cry at the same time?