Fort Collins, Colorado doesn’t want women parading around topless. Their city council just voted unanimously to keep their ban on boobs. Ladies, if you're going south on I-25 and want to free the sweater puppies, drive right on past Fort Fun.

Men can show what they’ve got but women can’t. Even dudes with huge man boobs can go around with folds of fat and a back full of zits, while the svelte gymnast yoga and Pilates fit female could get a $250 fine for showing anything below the top of the nipple.

Yeah, that seems right. Nothing could possibly be more obscene than women's breasts. (yeah, you smell the sarcasm).

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