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Wyoming Man Finally Admits It’s Too Cold To Wear Shorts [SATIRE]
How cold was the Cowboy State this week? Somewhere in Wyoming, that one guy who always wears shorts actually put on pants.
"I always wear shorts, even in the dead of winter," said that one guy we all know. "I haven't worn pants since the Clinton administration."
While friends and family have often questioned his sanity, the dude wearing shorts has survived many cold winter days in flip flops and short-sleeved shirts. This week, he finally broke down and bundled up.
"It was a tough decision, but Old Man Winter left me with no other choice," the man admitted, while shivering.
He was last seen chopping down a tree in his back yard for firewood while wearing 3 hooded sweatshirts, a down jacket, sweatpants and two layers of thermal underwear.
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