"He's given us everything while asking nothing in return, and for that, we think it's about time that America said 'thank you' That was from the parody website, Clickhole.com who, as a joke, recently set up a GoFundMe campaign to buy Bob Dylan a bed.  In two weeks, the campaign exceeded its goal by raising $1,555.00.  So, they actually bought a sleep number adjustable bed. . .

They had it shipped to the Columbia Records headquarters in New York, and hopefully Dylan will get the bed, and the joke. They used the extra money to buy a duvet with his picture on it, but they should have got him a My Pillow too.

In your dreams *sigh*

Bad puns aside, wouldn't you love to have been there when someone told Dylan the news!?