The reunited Guns N’ Roses will perform two shows in Las Vegas this April and they are offering up a special treat for rich and stupid fans, a “Signature VIP Experience,” for, hang onto your shorts, $2,500.

 

TWO THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS! Wow, for that, Slash & Axl should come pick you up with a bag of weed and drive you to the show themselves, but no. And not just no, HELL NO! You won’t even get to meet them unless by freak chance!

 

What you do get for a few month’s mortgage payments:

 

The Signature VIP Experience includes:

ONE Reserved (Lower Level) Ticket in the First Ten (10) Rows *

(Be aware there is a General Admission / Standing room only section between your section and the stage)

 

But wait, there’s more! You’ll get:

 

One Ultra-Exclusive, Autographed Limited Edition Silkscreened Guns N’ Roses Tour Poster

 

 

Individual On-Stage Preshow Photo Opportunity (Includes Actual Show, Lighting & Production Elements)

 

Special “Behind the Scenes” Escorted VIP Backstage Tour

 

Welcome To The Jungle: Exclusive Guns N’ Roses Themed Preshow VIP Hospitality Lounge with Guns N’ Roses Themed Cocktails and complimentary Beer, Wine, Spirits and Assorted Soft Drink Selections

Dinner Buffet with Hors D'Oeuvres and Desserts

 

Preshow Party Includes Crowd-Free Merchandise Shopping Opportunity so you can hand over even more of your hard earned money.

 

Dedicated On-Site VIP Host, On-Site VIP Perks, VIP Priority Check-In, Separate VIP Entrance

The Essential Guns N’ Roses VIP Gift Bag with Laminate & Matching Lanyard

 

 

The cheapest seats for the Vegas shows are $79.50 w/o fees so if you do the math, you’ll realize you could buy 31 cheap seats for the price of one VIP admission, or 7 of the priciest $350 tickets.

You supply your own drinks and Tater Tots and take a selfy.

 

What to spend your money on…. It’s always a gamble in Vegas.

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