It's a tough gig when your job consists primarily of finding whacky videos on the internet. Today was a good day, because I found what could potentially be the coolest thing I've ever seen. It almost makes me want to have kids just so I can do activities like this with them. But then I remember that I don't want kids. So I break into other people's homes and do this stuff with their kids. It's not weird.

And, just in case you were somehow mislead, despite my extremely specific title, here's some Styx.